up-schist-creek:

tristn:

aatombomb:

Midland County, Arkansas School Board member Clint McCance, everybody.

live everyday like it’s special purple fag day

o.O

 Looks like somebody’s getting an exciting new career soon.

Paris Hilton caught “looking ruff” after being hounded by the pap-paw-razzi.

Bad pun aside and image added for fun, did anyone else think it was about Margaret Thatcher?

I’m working on making it so you can leave comments on each individual post. But if you’d like to tell me I’m wrong (which I’m told is quite often) then email tomatumblr@gmail.com and tell me why, or leave a question using the question mark above, the best ones will make it to the blog, so get creative!

No, you used it like I’d use ‘your mother’. It’s “you’re shit”, as in the way that you are.

Was that an insult? I haven’t decided yet.

So, it’s finally happened.

And what I mean by ‘it’ is that I’ve either shot myself in the eye or finally got so sick of not putting anything on this that I was in danger of doing so. I’m going to start by saying for the fifth time that I am going to keep on top of this, then I’ll procede to sellotape my arms to the desk. But there are other reasons to back up why this is going to happen.

• The office finally blocked facebook, so I don’t have a distraction which I can half keep an eye on during the slower parts of the day.
• After having a little experiment on here, I found out that not only can I access this, but it’s actually quite good for customising, removing boredom, sharing anything I find of note and all that crap.
• I’ve been meaning to do this for a long time, but needed something to write about.
• Numerous people have said to me that this is a good idea and that I’ll be good at this.
• I’m feeling creative.
• I’ve got fingers.

So watch this space, and this time I mean it’s going to be worth watching! Well, assuming I don’t bore the living shit out of you, which I will try doing.

And you know it’s true, because I used bullet-points.